Big times a coming!!!

I am doing the Carrboro art walk and I lovin it!
It starts in March...ut oh!
Come check it out and then come see me on Friday, March 12th, at The Beehive in Carrboro.
The Beehive is located across the street from Weaver Street Market at 102 Weaver Street.
919.932.4483

http://www.thebeehive-salon.com

stay tuned for more details to come.....hey does anyone blog anymore?
I mean I know as of late I have sucked at it!
Michelle

Cave Open Mic this eve, Tuesday Dec 1 babies!

Come laugh at the Cave with me this eve. I am hosting the best Open Mic in town kids! Mr. Johnny Cook started this show and it is still kickin! Come ring in the best month of the year, December! Come watch, laugh, tell a joke, drink and be merry! Please....(that was me begging - it is a work in progress)

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

A show. be there. Want to know more? go here...http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/photo.php?pid=2894655&id=144184901031
this URL ain't pretty, I know, but you sort of want to go there and see if there is something pretty yez? I dare you.

I've been bad

and lame...not written in a long time. be back soon with magic. or at least a story.
Happy Fall, Ya'll!

Yeah. Married

In honor of Mr. Hughes, gosh darn rest his soul...and well me getting hitched...

[Jake rings doorbell at Samantha's house]
Long Duk Dong: Okay. I'm comin'.
[opens closet door]
Long Duk Dong: Hello? Jeez, this place is so confusing. Okay.
[opens front door, screams and shuts door]
Long Duk Dong: Go away! I call F.I.B. I call police! Go away!
Jake: Open the door.
Long Duk Dong: No way, Jose!
Jake: Open the door.
Long Duk Dong: You beat up my face.
Jake: You grabbed my nuts.
Long Duk Dong: [looks through frosted glass on door] Is that you?
Jake: Yeah, that me.
Long Duk Dong: [opens door] Oh, I'm so sorry. I thought you my new - new-style American girlfriend.
Jake: Forget it, man. Just get Samantha, all right?
Long Duk Dong: She not here.
Jake: Don't jerk me around, man. Where is she?
Long Duk Dong: She got married.
Jake: What?
Long Duk Dong: She at the church. She getting married to oily bohunk.
Jake: Married?
Long Duk Dong: Married.
Jake: Married?
Long Duk Dong: Yeah. Married
[closes door]
Jake: [turns around, under breath to himself] Married?
Long Duk Dong: Married! Jeez.

Jeez! That is what I say!

me, Brando, parents, Angus, wine and wedding planning!

Femme Fest is here kids!

Come on down to the Cave this weekend for Femme Fest!
Femme Fest is two days of entertainment at the Cave (Chapel Hill's oldest music venue) and Mansion 462 (Chapel Hill's newest music venue) showcasing women in music. A donation will go to the Girls Rock Camp of NC and the Rape Crisis center of Chapel Hill. This year's Femme Fest is hosted by comedienne Michelle Maclay.