Today is May Day, a day on which you should wash your face with morning dew to keep yourself looking young and beautiful. You should also gather wildflowers and green branches, make some floral garlands, and set up a Maypole to dance around.
or...
eat two slim jims, some munchos, drink a litre of diet coke and fall asleep on the couch at noon.
Up to you. That is the point.
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