Friday, June 29, 2007

My cry for help!

I am not even looking for it, searching it out but it is there; in my face.
And I don't even live in NYC anymore! I live on the Eastern Shore of Virginia and even here it found me. What you inquire? Paris Hilton! Ack! I am not even going to go into why it is so wrong that she is news...others have done it and I am sure better than I could...my cry for help? Please oh please all, including me, stop paying attention to her. Just stop. Pay attention to your life. Stop buying anything with her on the cover, inside as a story (ahem!)...anything about her. Truly punish her. I know it is not anywhere near Christmas but this is what I am asking for this year! Oh I hope it comes early. Please Virginia let it be so.


I'm just saying...


Friday, June 15, 2007

Another late fee


Another late fee I did incur just last week.
I was late in bringing back a movie, again.
I am happy about this late fee.
I could not get to the movie store by deadline.
I was tied up. Occupied.
Busy. Having fun.
I use to watch a lot of movies, dvds.
Now the dvds sit there by my bed.
Sit there looking longingly at the dvd player.
Often taking them back unwatched and a late fee.
I am happy for these late fees.





Tuesday, June 05, 2007

I am still here...


Been a wee bit busy as of late but I am still here.
Got lots of new ideas roaming around my head that need to breathe! Stay tuned...all three of you!

Quote of the week....I had to

"I saw them. There were four of them and I thought there are four of us, that is if we find the lady. Oh, Hello Lady!" - Fezzik, aka Andre The Giant, Princess Bride

Yes it's hot NOW, but in the fall it will be cool and you will need me more than ever!

Yes it's hot NOW, but in the fall it will be cool and you will need me more than ever!
I am back at ESO to do some comedy; all me, all alone, well there will be beer and wine! October 18th, 7:30pm...stay tuned!

for now!

Till this chica gets settled in the blog name stays the same...deal with it! still posting but now OFF SHORE! I am working on my website so look for that soon...