3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked,
'Are these my brains?'
'Not yet,' she replied
Friday, February 27, 2009
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
ok come on....
is he the cutest pop a gal could ask for? the appropriate answer is YES!
Happy Wednesday. I know I have been slack in the posting lately...been sick, working, and tired. I am back on it starting next week, March 1st...along with getting my jiggly butt off the couch and out on the road a running.
Monday, February 16, 2009
The Blank Slate Comedy show this week!
Come to the Fuse and see a great comedy show!
Wednesday, February 18th, 8pm
A fantastic host, five very talented slightly insane comedians, and a Carolina Basketball game humming in the background.
FREE.
Come on!
Tuesday, February 03, 2009
Feb 09 in North Carolina
Operation Get my shit together...develop better habits...save money...not sure what to call this "plan yet"
So far so good...meaning "so good" as in sub par and all such references.
The plan for this morning?
Get up at 6:30am (normally I get my 40 something ass out of bed at 7:15amISH)
Crank up some coffee.
Turn on laptop.
Write for 20 minutes.
Shower. Dress. drive. bus ride. work. be productive.
So far the plan?
Woke up at 6am, alarm did it.
Hit snooze till 7:16am.
Turned on laptop. Listened to NPR news.
No TV, no Today Show - that in itself is good - I mean really what is the purpose of that show but to make people that are NOT Ann, Al, Matt, and Meredith feel awful about themselves? That is rhetorical people...I know, stay positive, after all Feb is only 28 days. Hey wait a minute is that the average length of days, of stay for rehab? interesting...
Laid in bed and THOUGHT about writing for 20 minutes...
No coffee.
Showered. Got dressed.
First outfit placed on body went with - another unusual feat.
Started car. Defrosted windows (ice is sticky people...open the door damn it!)
Got to bus stop for 8am bus.
Coffee at fav coffee shop, chatted and laughed with friend that gave me free cup.
At desk just before 8:30am...whew!
Working. Actually being focused...well...ah...ok sort of.
It is the little things people. Baby steps. Wahhhhhh....
Tomorrow awaits me. Perhaps, up at 7am, coffee, turn on laptop, open up new word doc. then Thursday. all in a plan, all in a day.
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I am back at ESO to do some comedy; all me, all alone, well there will be beer and wine! October 18th, 7:30pm...stay tuned!
