Friday, May 29, 2009

sad yet ok!



that phrase will be on my next t-shirt. My pal Mary Beth and I are planning a t-shirt party, very soon!

A "sad yet ok!" t - shirt will definitely be a product out of that party!

That is exactly what I said and truly felt after I heard, officially, that I had not made it to the final round of the DSI Carolina's Funniest Comic contest last weekend.
I was so ok yet a tad sad, but that is normal I think. In fact I was so ok that as the third person, aka friend, was in the middle of telling me how wonderful I was and that it was all going to be ok, I said, "Yep. I know. In fact upset is over there across the bar and I am way over there outside. That is how far I am from upset" I have good friends, honest ones most importantly.

I was a tad sad only because I essentially lost, and all of us, no matter what we say, want to win or at least we don't actively seek to lose. I was ok because I had a strong solid set that I was very proud of and I made a large number of people (not just my friends in attendance) laugh. Amazing feeling and why we do what we do up in here in da comedy world. And even better I honed one joke I just wrote and had been working on for a week prior...and it killed. That alone is worth all of it, for reals! Anyone out there that writes this crap, ah magic, and performs it knows what I is talking about.

Here it be,
"I have come to feel that the decision to have a kid or not to have a kid is a big, or can be, a big dilemma for women these days. Do I have a kid, do I not have a kid? Just last week I had this overpowering feeling that yes I do want to have kids. But then I realized I was just hungry. Uh, dilemma solved...for this woman."

I will tell you a real dilemma I do have - the spelling of that word. I was originally taught to spell it, "dilemna" but if you google it or do spell check it is spelled, "dilemma" Perhaps from here on out I should just call it a quandary. Hey look at that...quandary solved.

Thanks DSI Carolina's Funniest Comic contest for being in existance so that I could a)make some people laugh and b) for providing a positive performing environment in which to better my material ultimately then making me a better, stronger comedian.

"Sad yet ok!" Me likie.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

First round DSI Carolina's Funniest Comedian

In second round this Friday.
I plan to kill, or be killed. Will step it up from this one.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

I ate today, so therefore I am...

A banana
Many grapes
A little dish of tuna fish salad
half a small bag of fritos (I threw away the rest...wasteful yet better in the trash can than in, ah on my tummy)
10 sesame low fat crackers or it was a piece of paper, not sure
1 medium cup of coffee with a whisper of half and half

and for dinner? salad...one ice cream cone, no booze, seltzer water, and The Office

Is it Friday yet?

Friday, May 08, 2009

May 23rd, On da shore I will be!




Join the Fun at The Bear & Cub in Pungoteague
A night of comedy & coffee with Michelle Maclay

“365 days older, a few pounds heavier, and more tears shed”
I’m Back!

Saturday, May 23rd

Door Opens 6:30 PM - Show starts at 7:00 PM

Admission: $15 (includes small treat to eat)

Additional refreshments available for purchase.


30241 Bobtown Road, Pungoteague, Virginia

Call 757-442-7222 anytime & leave a message

Or email bearcubscoop@verizon.net

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

next is good!



"No, really, seriously, man, dude, I made it past the first round in DSI's Carolina's Funniest Comic Contest this last Friday!"

I am now onto round 2 that takes place Friday, May 22nd, 7:30pm.
Me and 7 other mooks muking it up for your votes.
It is personal now!

And I love that Zach, the owner, decided to call it Carolina's Funniest Comic contest. Someone asked me last week how the name came about and how did the contest end up at DSI? As if someone, some group had decided...I said, "Ah I think that is what it is called." nice. Step up. I am a comedian pretty much cause I call myself that, introduce myself to people that way. You gots to think what you are and that is what you will be, are.

Not like that weird stuff, Splenda. "It starts with sugar. It tastes like sugar. But it's not sugar." Ah....then what the hell is it?

I met a guy the other night in a bar. Asshole. He started out as an asshole. He acted like an asshole all night. He is an asshole.

Just saying, in a nice way....

See ya'll Friday, May 22nd, 7:30pm, DSI Theatre, on the loading dock behind Harris Teeter
http://www.dsicomedytheater.com/news/article/180/funniest-comic-round-1/
Vote it up!

Quote of the week....I had to

"I saw them. There were four of them and I thought there are four of us, that is if we find the lady. Oh, Hello Lady!" - Fezzik, aka Andre The Giant, Princess Bride

Yes it's hot NOW, but in the fall it will be cool and you will need me more than ever!

Yes it's hot NOW, but in the fall it will be cool and you will need me more than ever!
I am back at ESO to do some comedy; all me, all alone, well there will be beer and wine! October 18th, 7:30pm...stay tuned!

for now!

Till this chica gets settled in the blog name stays the same...deal with it! still posting but now OFF SHORE! I am working on my website so look for that soon...